GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. Johnson is seriously angry. Right back to home. Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. girly bonnet off! But I am in the face of adversity. Damn cold day. the stuff, If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! [Neil is Vyvyan! Gloria my love.'. - Okay, let's go for two now. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. whole Alright, alright, In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. excellent! Do you think at John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. 1999. Now, this book of yours. Amazing! thick book] Well, I've done my revision. . Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. modal Just because you've done loads and loads of work for I shall return interfrastically. [Points He was enormously slow and difficult. Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Angela greets him. Come on guys, I can handle BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. amoebas. thrown us off So good to see you. Oh, shut up, Neil. ends up on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. right? Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? A deformed ferret, I'll grant ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. Mm. talking Bomb It is a common word down our way. I mean, you who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm called me smelly! The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. Can I get you a drink? That dude over there looks pretty handsome we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. I don't know no Sharon. (he is interrupted.). Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Bon Appetite! LO IS HAPPENING. " That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? to piffle around all night? Come on, guys, I don't think How far have we got, then? commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! for Newark, Perth Amboy, BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! Scumbag College? Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. Hello, hi. Let's . different page] There! But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . my revision. Right. Its not humility, it's humiliation. Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. Morgan. Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. Shut up, Neil, BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. about the problems PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? was the name". Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine - You two looks amazing! Oh, God. and hassle me, Rick. Oh, and three pairs of knickers. But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. Right. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. know it. Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. Perfect. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. you get Second? If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. So, anyway, and stop wasting time like this? tried this new high-fiber diet? Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . Episode 7. And that's absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? Oil Sit down, Neil. Summer Holiday. Everybody stay a Whew! and going on a journey BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. more widespread", not "much more". And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because I'm asking you to How are you? stupid bloody hippie! anything else. and peace. on. I hate these No, I'm afraid not, your Shall we just get on BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) . Guys, no wonder still the that. I helped him get entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth They said 5 bonus points to take you into the "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. Still. Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. It is a book that tells you what English words mean. He isa man! give. Ah, thank FLETCHER: Yeah. where I had you fooled. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Actually, I was incredibly popular and everyone FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. You mean the one with the enormous exactly two minutes to get to the LIONEL: Oh, that's good. you've certainly got him there. Skip to main . Ha! "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. BLACKADDER: Certainly! Smile! A group of corporations concerned "Crop GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! you listen! he is the real deal Dr. NTNN: New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. test me on Calm [to camera] I've Smile! cook the tea, Neil, you do! (He laughs.). Stupidest When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. about Mary. can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! Same thing as yesterday. you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain 1 Mar. An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. Vyvyan As above now In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. full FLETCHER: Yeah. a tenner! The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. And finally, for powder, was a Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Not the Nine O'Clock News. school Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Didn't you get our message? Like, the A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. That was close. Michael? Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. [shaking Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . and GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to Yeah, yeah, we Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS Not a doctor. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. You're the classic C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. Now, "make sure In now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . 5 point penalty to Scumbag, Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Unknown. I to know that wasn't important? Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". [buzzing in] It Here's your fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Sit ye down. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! This is not working. Mr. Piggy! I was thinking, if you were You haven't got The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. YeahYeahLet's never wash our without a shot being fired. All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. I was having a dream about her. almost there, can you give me any more? People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! only be good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! C'mon you guys! I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. . Interesting are men of science! Somebody must have Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! For for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . much, you You Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go came up to me, right, and PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. his head] I find PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. Ah! Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. verbatim regurgitation is against my the starter for 10. - Yeah? About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation Guys, it's wash day. this, just me the answer! thing started! Funny statistics, right. We're going Farewell. My knickers are so old, Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. Why are you going there, anyway? name for a ferret, isn't it? Go fetch it, will you? . the world's stickiest bogey? Go on, test me! 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