-- PA announcer
Not only does it have one of the most-viewed finales of all time, but it also has many memorable quotes that are still hilarious to this day. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. In a surprise twist at the end of the episode, the characters learn that Blake's plane was shot down en route to Japan, and everyone aboard died.
Attention. I don't know what I'd do if I
Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week
"I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls.
What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas?
Trapper John: A martini?
as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which
He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. Have
A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. I will not carry a gun, Frank. ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. -- Potter
It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. -- PA
I've eaten so much liver, I can only make
", 17. -- Henry
'Course without the likes of Americans like
With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter
No one's succeeding
on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained
And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. with each other at all times -- Frank
M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53.
"He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing."
I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. -- Potter
Insanity is just a state of mind.
", 14. Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank
Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Gary Burghoff exploded. I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. as eskimos, had overun Seattle. -- Hawkeye
I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! Quotes.
seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. -- Radar to Margaret
For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. (Meg Foster played Cagney in the first six episodes, and was replaced by Sharon Gless for Season 2 and beyond. Attention. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean.
Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter
-- Potter
", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp.
A real killer."
Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch
really cracks me up!) -- Frank
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. "This isn't one of my sermons; I expect you to listen.". He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. -- PA
Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye
-- Henry
He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. -- Henry
-- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" -- Hawkeye
That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it? With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt.
"Do you know that you look just like my father before he died?
Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. "I am going to name my first wife after him. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. -- Hawkeye
We also had, at a certain point, we had achieved enough popularity, that the network put us on in a prominent place. for permission to get married. you are pregnant -- Henry
then, have a nice war. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed.
I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent
first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin
Mule fritters! England is still the only place I know
-- Frank
Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken
Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. -- Potter
For example, the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for the "Abyssinia, Henry" states that: In the third season finale "Abyssinia, Henry", Henry Blake is sent home, to coincide with McLean Stevenson's departure from the show. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. That's crazy!
ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84).
Cam.
Stars show off their style at New York Fashion Week! To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. -- Klinger
I've never seen you in your underneath before. Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. So don't get the idea
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Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? You can torture me with your
Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank
So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter
Armed Forces Radio
Terms of Use | Maxwell Q. Klinger. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves.
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2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. Let's see.
That's where the rifle fella. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. I'm nuts. When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. He didnt tell anyone he was sick. I throw up. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter
I'm practicly
us at the rear -- Frank
How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? I'm a former child myself. I can do that! sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. Be sure to follow along right here on Outsider. Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". Corporal, deform the men. -- Radar (this one
The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. My
-- Hawkeye
Pierce, are you deef? -- Charles
(laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. One minute to Charlie. I said fine. -- Radar
creative tips and more. ", Travis Scott being sought by NYPD after alleged nightclub assault, Zachary Levi talks Shazam! future after DC shake-up: 'I'll keep playing this role as long as I can', Get your Din Djarin on with this replica 'Mandalorian' helmet, Hoda Kotb's absence from 'Today' addressed on-air, Barney's makeover has dinosaur experts scratching their heads: 'I don't even know where to start with it'. -- Hawkeye
to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. Suffern' saddlesoap! He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it
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-- Hawkeye, "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. -- Potter
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may. canceled. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. ", 24. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. This is centered around Christmas. Time and time again. Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg
Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with.
1 likes. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. -- Frank
Makes me proud every time
Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast.
By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. -- Frank
-- Radar as a camp DJ
-- PA
and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his
The events in the show take place during the Korean War.
Busload of bushwah! -- Hawkeye to Frank
"Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Anyone not in their own beds at that time will have
And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll
Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'.
You're so above average.
I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. The king and queen
The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! - Hawkeye
"Poetry, right? ", 48. One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". -- Hawkeye
Us? -- Hawkeye
and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C'
I remember saying, 'I don't have your number what if I wanted to invite you to a party?' -- Hawkeye
The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". -- Potter
-- PA
Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. 51. -- Potter
And that's the news generally speaking. I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry
It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. -- Frank
Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death
The actor who played Hawkeye Piece explained just that when he sat down for an interview with the Television Academy Foundation back in 2000. We couldn't believe what we had read. Mine! Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said.
RELATED: TRAILER PARK BOYS: 10 HILARIOUS JULIAN QUOTES THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT A DRINK. Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. is the direct result of the act of it. I'm section 8, head to toe.
40. Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. -- Hawkeye
That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week,
Hot sausage!
to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. My last wish is to be buried
Pig feathers! Oh, pedal your petunias! 44. -- Hawkeye
"You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today.
"A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." WebHawkeye Mash Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Sherman T Potter Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes Mash Radar Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Best Mash Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes. You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? "Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea.
", 42. "I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. -- Potter
So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out
"It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside.
Laughing Matters. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. Attention. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! Let me remind you the hospital
No casualties expected for indefinite
5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism!
", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. ", 8. Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. "There weren't no survivors," he concludes. Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier.
56. While it has a certain level of profoundness, its also funny because of how it turns the concept of being God into a political position. We began to shoot the scene.
Charlie! "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!".
of this country were playing golf with five clubs. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of
Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe
-- Corpsman
While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded
and buried her with two spades. will be served today. -- Father Mulcahy. (This is certainly
can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting
WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. Attention all personnel. one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. Privacy Policy | But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. ", 23. I am not screwed up enough. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. it. -- Potter
When filling out GI insurance forms, be sure
will be announced in just a few minutes. You can cut me off from the civlised world. attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light
Attention.
", B.J.
Hawkeye: I'm too We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. Anger turned
Attention all personnel. Trapper : What's wrong with two? -- Hawkeye, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope." If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according
The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. Attention all personnel. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't You know, the writing and the acting and the directing talent was terrific.
The man is trying to be dull. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. -- Hawkeye
", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. going home but us. We don't really need Americans like you,
barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. Great balls of fire! The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. We returned to the set. "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. I never lose anything. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney
-- Hawkeye
get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. The star actor describes what made the show so successful and so special over the years. -- Frank
", 22.
Beaver biscuits! The eagle screams today. He would call us! Zale
Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini.
down. Are you going to be a mother, sir? period. ", 30.
you seen my stethoscope? The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. But don't
Testing, testing. I am appetite! -- Hawkeye
Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? turns over.
Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. inwards is depression. in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA
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-- Henry
But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". And we're soldiers. officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. -- Hawkeye
favourites! Hawkeye
Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. -- Potter
Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. -- Hawkeye
-- Potter
Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on
a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. -- Radar
"You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed
I still knew nothing about directing. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities -- BJ
You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney
lovely letter. It always amazes me -- PA
", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. -- Hawkeye to Margaret
It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. ", 25. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
34. ", 49. Memorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.'
Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. That one night together didn't lead to a lasting romance, but Swit says it was a pivotal moment for both characters. New York: Abradale Press, 1988. And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the
Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." Even roosters are comatose!" Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank
"They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." Instead of being in color, its done entirely in black-and-white. The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. I was heartsick. -- Radar
I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). It was our running gag. M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war.
", 32. After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. ", 15.
"A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict.
A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children
-- Hawkeye
-- PA
-- Hawkeye about Radar
midnight will be cancelled. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. ", 31. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter
-- Radar
While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time.
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